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01 My wife says she wants another baby. I'm so glad because I also really don't like the first one. 02 A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. 03 I just read that in New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy. 04
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A child gets home. His mom and dad are at table. His dad asks, "Why did you took so long, boy?" "I was at the library, studying for an exam". The detector beeps. The father explains, "this is a lie detector, boy! You better tell the truth…" "Ok, ok, I was at a friend ́s house and we were watching a Christian film…" The detector beeps. "Fine!
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Here are 40 hilarious one-liner jokes guaranteed to put a smile on both of your faces. Funny One-Liner Jokes I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job." Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball. I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off.
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1. Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. 2. You're not pretty enough to be this stupid. 3. You are depriving some village somewhere of an idiot. 4. I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you. 5. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 6. I'm not as stupid as you look. 7. Your parents are disappointed in you. 8.
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A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you'll never miss the 'magical moment' and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you've calculated your timing perfectly).
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Here are 105 guaranteed to get a quick laugh: What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. "I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a.
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One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! A jumper.
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One prick and it is gone. 24. I added Paul walker on Xbox… But he spends all his time on the dashboard. 25. How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner. 26. Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up. 27. Real men don't wear pink… They eat it. 28.
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71. "Buffet" is a French word that means "get up and get it yourself.". 72. Winter: the season when we try to keep the house as hot as it was in the summer, when we complained about the.
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He said okay, you're ugly too. One liner tags: insults, rude, ugly 87.97 % / 2352 votes. You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left. One liner tags: insults, intelligence, rude, stupid 85.25 % / 3894 votes.
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He said okay, you're ugly too. One liner tags: insults, rude, ugly 87.97 % / 2352 votes. If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that! One liner tags: attitude, fat, insults 85.59 % / 1747 votes. You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
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A teenage girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her mom and dad. They find his tattoos, piercings, and haircut completely gross. Later, after the boyfriend leaves, the girl's mom says, "I don't think he's a very kind person, dear.". "Oh, mom, please!" replies the daughter.
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A horse goes into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Admit it. You just groaned. But we're guessing you also couldn't help but chuckle a little at that bad joke, because it was funny.
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I'm describing you. One liner tags: insults, rude. 79.54 % / 173 votes. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication! One liner tags: insults, life, marriage, men, women. 79.46 % / 606 votes. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. One liner tags: family, insults.
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Here are 110 of the best jokes and one-liners of all time, compiled from our own selection of round-ups, and taken from the mouths of comedy legends past and present. Best jokes from.